Inside the Hill explains female anatomy to the Texas Legislature

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    Inside The Hill charts the fallout from Texas's extreme anti-abortion bill, rising COVID deaths in Florida schools, and the end of unemployment benefits with Co-Chair of American Bridge 21st Century and former President of Planned Parenthood Cecile Richards.

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Fifthelement203
Fifthelement203

Dumb bullshit like registration and executive action. Exactly what I hear when they mention those 2 things. The dems are too soft to do anything that matters

Dag geleden
Eco Quilting
Eco Quilting

"Let" the rapists be "fathers", but force the victims to somehow be good mother's to theur little mementoes of a horrific experience-- and I don't mean the childbirth. Oh, but don't worry, we're gonna catch those rapists! .... How are they going to reduce rape when they keep insisting that women's bodies aren't their own?

2 dagen geleden
Damien Bennati
Damien Bennati

Just spitballing. Hilarious. Spitballing usually is, but this guy? Well done.

2 dagen geleden
sixin1
sixin1

Do not let any unwholesome talk come out of your mouths, but only what is helpful for building others up according to their needs, that it may benefit those who listen.

2 dagen geleden
James Seaman
James Seaman

I feel sorry for the guy they crank called. And at the same time I don't. Hello inner conflict my old friend....

3 dagen geleden
L. Owens
L. Owens

Isn’t Texas law enforcement sitting on thousands and thousands of untested rape kits?

3 dagen geleden
Scott Carlass
Scott Carlass

I feel like people may be shunning Tooning Out because of its animated format. They're also missing out on reading this coment for similar reasons.

4 dagen geleden
Kevin Gadd
Kevin Gadd

I love the pivot regarding rape. "We're going to end rape so it doesn't happen anymore". If that was possible, we would have ended rape long ago.

4 dagen geleden
Robert Dennison
Robert Dennison

Excuse me, rapes are still taking place in Texas, WTF? You said you were going to stop them. Major fail. You are totally incompetent. Resign now.

5 dagen geleden
Heather Bailie
Heather Bailie

DeSantis is a graduate of the Drumpf school of public speaking. He learned the air accordian move. Failing marks on the circling 'okay' sign though. Not used at all.

6 dagen geleden
gggnumber1
gggnumber1

And nobody at that press conference told DeSantis, "STFU, you lying misleading piece of shxt"

6 dagen geleden
Randi Bagley-Goodwin
Randi Bagley-Goodwin

With years of rape kits backlogged and waiting to be processed, I would say that round of applause was just a little premature. Premature, just like many of these forced pregnancies will undoubtedly be, since the vast majority of the women who find out too late they are pregnant, are going to be minorities and won't be able to afford to go out of state. They are also the ones who do not have access to healthcare and would have a hard enough time just getting the money together to have to procedure, much less have the funds to go somewhere outside of Texas. The old white men that brought this law to pass, however, will be able to afford to send their daughters, mistresses, sisters, nieces, etc., out of state to have their procedures carried out.

6 dagen geleden
embreetl
embreetl

Awesome, I LMFAO

6 dagen geleden
Martin Baird
Martin Baird

Drop your babies off at the Governors porch, who knows she might be the father

7 dagen geleden
sanjuansteve
sanjuansteve

''About 10-20% of known pregnancies end in miscarriage.'' But about 30% of fertilized eggs either never attach to the wall of the uterus and/or are miscarried naturally, no? A 70% chance is no magical miraculous moment that life begins. All eggs and all sperm have the potential for life and a just fertilized egg is not much different, potential for life, but not life that men should take control over. Science-denying American Republicans wouldn’t even know what an egg or a sperm or conception was without the science they deny. Every single American Republican policy puts fear and greed (fear) before people and planet (including taking or preventing equality from women, minorities, the poor, etc and empathy in general) and no single policy in the world in the modern era is as patently bigoted and of the scale as their continued fight to ban (and register, and ''pre-arrest'', etc too) all Muslims (a bigotry-blanket of fear/hate covering all 1.8 billion people of all colors, from all nations, of all ages, of all sexes and sexual preferences, etc). Fear (and the empathy and critical thought it kills) is what separates the right from the left. The fear at the root of ”Nationalism is an infantile disease. It is the measles of mankind.” -- Albert Einstein Liberals hate American Republicans because all of their policies put fear and greed (fear) before people and planet (including equality and empathy). American Republicans hate liberals for the exact same reasons, because they’re afraid we’ll get in the way of their fear and greed. We're closer to #AmericanCivilWarII than most people believe and just like before our own friends and family members would take up arms against us for not getting on board with their extreme bigotries just like the Confederates in 1865 or the Nazis in 1938. With a $15 min wage, tuition free education, universal healthcare, a universal basic income (UBI) and internet access for all, we'll raise the starting point of capitalism from zero, we'll let you die with no money, to a level of life with dignity, reducing societal daily fears on a massive scale which will free us to welcome the coming automation revolution with open arms rather than fear and great harm. #getALLmoneyOut #EqualityMovement #StillSandersPlatform Call me overly positive, but I think we’re leaving the era of ‘greed is good’ and celebrating wealth and entering an era of altruism and equality. #EraOfAltruism #CelebrateSelflessness #UniversalHealthcare #AbortionIsHealthcare

7 dagen geleden
Frank Krasinski
Frank Krasinski

The governor swore to get all rapists off the streets ... All he has to do is find a way to find out who they are before they become one ... Minority Report becoming real???

7 dagen geleden
Samuel Langkop
Samuel Langkop

"dystopian tube" LoL

7 dagen geleden
gary brooker
gary brooker

Cobert is a sell out to mainstream propaganda. John Stewart still talks truth but not Cobert!

7 dagen geleden
vrus91
vrus91

How do you suppose Jon Stewart would respond to this?

6 dagen geleden
Tucker Gary
Tucker Gary

cartoons w/ real stupid as*holes. lmao ++.

7 dagen geleden
Khefren Ka
Khefren Ka

Republicans purposefully killing off their own constituency and energizing the rest to vote against them. They've truly adopted trump's self destruction mode.

7 dagen geleden
Peter Block
Peter Block

I'm not sure where I read it (somewhere online), but it seems that Governor Abbot may have assisted a mistress in getting an abortion out of state. ¿Can I file a claim against him?

7 dagen geleden
Karine Ure
Karine Ure

Well said, all.

7 dagen geleden
Ginger Nightmare
Ginger Nightmare

Texas had the highest number of forcible rape cases in the United States, with 14,824 reported rapes. Vermont had the lowest number ...

7 dagen geleden
CarpIXOYE
CarpIXOYE

Texas is the new Poland now

7 dagen geleden
Louise Sumrell
Louise Sumrell

1982 Grendel's Den decision

7 dagen geleden
Jimmy Holloway
Jimmy Holloway

The Dystopian Tube. Ain't it the truth...

7 dagen geleden
K RW
K RW

Dystopian tubes lmfaooooo

7 dagen geleden
Bruno Marchal
Bruno Marchal

The (only Texas?) GOP tries to send back home the woman. The GOP is islamist (which are Nazis disguised in Islam since 1942) which add mysoginy to racism and antisemitism. The GOP sides with the white suprematists, the KKK, the confederates, the Neo-Nasy, the "it's not me it is the others" and the woman-fearing. The GOP sides with the lies of the sorest loser ever. There is something like collective madness, it never ends well.

8 dagen geleden
Valerie Jean
Valerie Jean

Wishing Texas luck with the grid next winter. Ted Cruz is scheduled for his vacation at that ⏲️time.

8 dagen geleden
Robert Hardesty
Robert Hardesty

You know, I used to be proud of being from Texas. But nowadays I just tell people I'm from Canada...

8 dagen geleden
Major Fiasco
Major Fiasco

Texas' governor is psychic? What's he gonna do, arrest men for looking at women "with intent to rape"?

8 dagen geleden
Judy Corso
Judy Corso

Now Texas WILL BE 99% BROWN...isn't that what they did NOT want??

8 dagen geleden
MissSeaShell
MissSeaShell

The dystopian tube 😭😂😂

8 dagen geleden
smkh
smkh

Ok, so Abbott is going to crack down on rapists, but what about incest? Surely republican muttawa can go into people's bedrooms to inspect correct carnal relations! And btw, marrying your cousin is not incest...

8 dagen geleden
Joey Joe-Jo
Joey Joe-Jo

Way more reliable than FOX “NEWS”.

8 dagen geleden
Vista Viewpoint
Vista Viewpoint

So if trump goes to aTexas??

8 dagen geleden
o
o

I call bs on this entire Stalinesque informant and misogynistic philosophy. Most rapists and pedophiles are relatives, dates, members of trusted organizations, colleges and holding down influential jobs, not strangers "on the streets". Meantime, women cannot have abortions until the rapist is found guilty in a rigged man-dominated slow justice system??? The rich can still undergo a "therapeutic dilation and curettage" procedure (a 'polite' euphemism for abortion ) to end pregnancies after 6 weeks and covered by private insurance. The best and the brightest women of Texas are relocating in droves to constitutional states that protect women's rights, thus damaging Texas' economy. But Texas doesn't' care about the big picture...

8 dagen geleden
larry brown
larry brown

Wtf is wrong with him .

8 dagen geleden
Nobody Important
Nobody Important

States can now pass laws violating any part of the constitution as long as they deputize the citizens to enforce it.

8 dagen geleden
Diane Newton
Diane Newton

Governor Abbott, the best way to cut the number of rapists in Texas is to arrest and jail ALL the members of the Texas GOP. Abbott well knows that the bulk of the pedophiles and rapists are republicans. Since there's a open carry law in Texas. Women in Texas should start carrying guns and shoot any men who touch them without permission. An unwanted touch is a pre-rape under current mentality.

8 dagen geleden
trnod
trnod

It's not a war between the south and the north... it's a war between smart people and dumb people... problem is that dumb people normally wants power more than smart people... so we're fucked....

8 dagen geleden
Jorgen dahl
Jorgen dahl

Abbott is a criminal

8 dagen geleden
Jeanne 54
Jeanne 54

The bottom line addiction of Narcissists (the GOP) is having power & control over other peoples lives by withholding what others need or want. If you do happen to get it-they'll sabotage it! (Just look at the ACA! ) They will do just about anything so they get their own way-and you get absolutely nothing! People like this have absolutely no place in our government!

8 dagen geleden
reflectsonlife
reflectsonlife

"The vaccines he won't mandate aren't doing the thing he sabotaged." Humor on point.

8 dagen geleden
Dee Lish
Dee Lish

This is a dystopia.

8 dagen geleden
BlisteredThumb
BlisteredThumb

Ron DeSantis has accordion hands

8 dagen geleden
Knowledge First
Knowledge First

The Republicans BLEED STUPIDITY

8 dagen geleden
Athiest Monk
Athiest Monk

The republicans have become a death cult.

8 dagen geleden
Teri Dooley
Teri Dooley

Bs on the rape comment.

8 dagen geleden
Melinda Phillips
Melinda Phillips

People in Texas have lost their minds!!🤯

9 dagen geleden
Karen Webster
Karen Webster

Aww, Ted, go flip...a burger.

9 dagen geleden
Karen Webster
Karen Webster

We don't need no education.

9 dagen geleden
Karen Webster
Karen Webster

Ladies, just text Mike Pence when your period starts. Then keep your knees together, forever.

9 dagen geleden
Karen Webster
Karen Webster

And he's gonna keep rape in the bedroom, where it belongs.

9 dagen geleden
Teresa Thayn
Teresa Thayn

Vote against these vile evil men who, obviously, hate women! Abbott and the other Red Jerks are the Dark Side now!! V O T E !

10 dagen geleden
Eduardo Grasso TV
Eduardo Grasso TV

I'm appalled that people in America, the supposed true freedom, keep requesting vaccine and mask mandates...

10 dagen geleden
Eduardo Grasso TV
Eduardo Grasso TV

So a while ago Reps used to say abortions shoul only be for specific cases like rape, Dems say my body my choice. Now Reps say no abortion after 6 weeks and Dems say what about rape victims

10 dagen geleden
View From The High Chair
View From The High Chair

#AbbottisFilth

10 dagen geleden
Robin Riebsomer
Robin Riebsomer

Gov Abbott and the others are engaging in pro-life rage. Most women do not know they are pregnant in 6 weeks(maybe it's sexist rage as well). Creating citizen vigilantes is chilling. If women want to change Texas, they should deny men sex.

10 dagen geleden
Butt Hurtz
Butt Hurtz

Texass is the American version of the taliban state. Wait until the little ladies can't wear a bikini at the beach that's next.

10 dagen geleden
adam
adam

Man.. calling up an investment banker and asking how you can profit off of this is pure gold... should be done more often... I hope he calls back, that would be even better.

10 dagen geleden
J Michael Bell
J Michael Bell

From @5:10 on I felt as if my darkest, most cynically pessimistic visions of entrepreneurs were being extracted from my brain only to be amplified to the power of Spinal Tap before playing out before my wide-open eyes in this eye-opening piece of powerful reportage!

10 dagen geleden
Stutz Bearcat
Stutz Bearcat

Fukking genius. Best writers on TV.

10 dagen geleden
James Kennedy
James Kennedy

EEWWWW !

11 dagen geleden
M 1000
M 1000

An elected official in Texas is ignorant (willful or otherwise)? Tell us something we don’t know…

11 dagen geleden
Sye Williams
Sye Williams

OMG 😳 and these people get upset when you call them stupid lol

11 dagen geleden
Beverly
Beverly

I can't say this often enough.... Abbott says "at least" when it is AT MOST...... 🤦

11 dagen geleden
Vibeke Carstensen
Vibeke Carstensen

And one more thing....please, anybody, tell me what the GOP has done legislatively to benefit the American people in the past 30 years? ( a question Thom Hartman has been asking for a Really Long Time) the last good and true Republican President was Eisenhower.......

11 dagen geleden
The Swagnificent Mick
The Swagnificent Mick

Dystopian tubes xD

11 dagen geleden
Vibeke Carstensen
Vibeke Carstensen

Rape is a crime The GOP should be charged

11 dagen geleden
Aaron Moberg
Aaron Moberg

"Unlimited tolerance must lead to the disappearance of tolerance," Popper wrote. "If we extend unlimited tolerance even to those who are intolerant, if we are not prepared to defend a tolerant society against the onslaught of the intolerant, then the tolerant will be destroyed, and tolerance with them."

11 dagen geleden
Josh Garcia
Josh Garcia

I don't care about abortions. I DO care about asking citizens to enforce the law on each other. WTF-scary-kinda-shit is that? ....COVID? I love COVID! It's getting rid of all the anti-vaxers, what a beautiful virus! PURGE!!

11 dagen geleden
Ineke chroom
Ineke chroom

Those people behind lunatic DeSantis why aren"t they working instead of standing like a bobblehead.

11 dagen geleden
David Jongen
David Jongen

If a gun is used to commit a crime you can sue the last registered owner, (even if stolen; NO exemptions) and if there is no registered owner, the manufacturer. You as a private citizen can sue for damages and the government will not only fund your lawsuit, but pay a bounty of $10000. Your Second Amendment Rights aren't affected at ALL. Coming to a Democratic controlled legislature near you :)

11 dagen geleden
David Brandenburg
David Brandenburg

we really need to set the bar a little higher than we have in the past, when it comes to letting people run for congress!. like having a minimum set of skills that can be used in the job before being allowed to run for office!. like any other job in America!.

11 dagen geleden
Ikke ich
Ikke ich

They put a supreme court justice in place, who is accused of trying to rape a woman. Then they refused to follow the charges. Yep they are doing great!!!

11 dagen geleden
Teresa Clark
Teresa Clark

The people of Florida actually elected him?

11 dagen geleden
David Brandenburg
David Brandenburg

yeah too bad abbot cant get pregnant

11 dagen geleden
David Brandenburg
David Brandenburg

when has any republican let any truth, get in the way of their current lie they are telling!.

11 dagen geleden
David Brandenburg
David Brandenburg

you know how to tell hes lying, he has his mouth open!.

11 dagen geleden
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FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP

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11 dagen geleden
Diane Neill
Diane Neill

Biden called the actions of the GOP a game. It is not a game, it's a civil war and the GOP are using the public as pawns. Covid in their hands is a lethal weapon. They would see every last one of their communities in portable morgues if they thought it would make the Democrats look weak by defying their common sense approach to an ever evolving pandemic. If as a race of humans you want to survive, rebel against their murderous intentions and take the vaccine.

11 dagen geleden
Robert Greenhouse
Robert Greenhouse

Why did no one call out "YOU LIE!" Like they did to Obama?

11 dagen geleden
Joan Bell
Joan Bell

Somebody make some T-shirts “Stop the stupid”.

11 dagen geleden
colleen nelson
colleen nelson

The writers for this show are savage and they give me hope for the future.

11 dagen geleden
danny cole
danny cole

Pure insanity. We really might lose the best of this country; for the authoritarians to rule us all, with an iron fist.

11 dagen geleden
Black Claws
Black Claws

Ah the American way: a rich, white man with a privileged and evidently sheltered upbringing makes sweeping claims about things he has NO understanding of.

11 dagen geleden
Skye H
Skye H

So is he saying they haven’t been trying hard to get rapists off street?

11 dagen geleden
Marsh Morgan
Marsh Morgan

Texas needs moving targets? It is the only explanation.

11 dagen geleden
Trueflight Silverwing
Trueflight Silverwing

I lost my job thanks to cutbacks from the pandemic. I've been looking for a new job since last August (over a year now). The problem I find here is that no company is hiring full time, most aren't even hiring at part time anymore. The only offers that I have been able to get in the last year of searching is minimum wage, entry level jobs meant for high school students (fast food and the like) or contract work that only guarantees employment for a few weeks to a month. Nothing that you can make a living off of. At this point, I am going to be forced to take on one of the local fast food positions as my benefits run out this week and I still haven't been able to find a real job. It is a major step backwards for my resume dropping from several years at a nice full time position with benefits in my profession to a minimum wage, part time entry level position.

11 dagen geleden
Yo Yo
Yo Yo

3:14 the guest’s expression is an ALL TIME CLASSIC

11 dagen geleden
Lorrie
Lorrie

Joke. M*-fer

11 dagen geleden
Naomi Bee
Naomi Bee

I can’t believe how stupid this man, Greg Abbot, is. It’s actually creepy and frightening that an old man in government could be so dumb. I mean WOW.

11 dagen geleden
Dante Attenborrough
Dante Attenborrough

When is Commander Abbott going to change the name from Texass to Gilead?

11 dagen geleden
Kiku Geku
Kiku Geku

Texas: Yall liberals just wanna kill dem baby's California: Dude, you dont even give a shit after they're born just leave Wisconsin: Cheese

11 dagen geleden
Christiaan Hart Nibbrig
Christiaan Hart Nibbrig

Excellent, super sharp, episode. And Cecile Richards 'gets it'; she one of the best public spokespeople in any arena. If the American Federation of Teachers or the DNC had such capable public voices, perhaps they'd be more successful. Just a thought. More Cecile Richards' and Stacey Abrahms', fewer Randi Weingartens and Jaime Harrisons! (Re: Harrison. Why on earth appoint Harrison as chair of the DNC??? The man lost a double digit election in which a dem -- critically endorsed by SC powerbroker, Rep. Jim Clyburn -- was elected president, and ran against a, excuse the 'French,' but an absolute shitstain of a human being, Lindsey Graham. Surely, there was someon more electorally competent than Harrison. I'll never understand why Stacey Abrahms was just give charge of the party, and told to, 'Do what you think it right.' Now, THAT person should be president.

11 dagen geleden
Sharon Williams
Sharon Williams

Does the Texas Governor have a uterus? So how would he know

11 dagen geleden
Frank Semonious
Frank Semonious

New requirement for all states to be part of this country: A 100% vasectomy rate. Just for like the next 60 years or so.

11 dagen geleden
Sarah R. Neill
Sarah R. Neill

Cecile looks like she’s trying not to cry

11 dagen geleden

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