Meanwhile... How Lil Uzi Vert Lost His Diamond Implant

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    The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

    Meanwhile... Rapper Lil Uzi Vert managed to recover his $23 million dollar pink diamond after a fan ripped it from his forehead in a moment we assume resembled a scene from "The Avengers."

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Jess Ryder
Jess Ryder

1:40

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Sky m
Sky m

Capybaras are my favorite!!!

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Zoe C.
Zoe C.

Note to self; Capybaras beat up crocs for fun

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Deesters Vega
Deesters Vega

👀👉💬THATS going to be a problem man show where it is and the wall and all that DawG

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Sewan & Sawen Creations
Sewan & Sawen Creations

Colbert just isn't fun or funny anymore...I bet gates organized a chemical release and smart dust aerosol trap at one of his rape houses and colbert triggered it and got smart dusted now he's a biomechanical slave Droid for bill gates brain wave altering frequencies emitting by his wifi devices...poor colbert...never saw it coming either I bet...so distracted by ze fuhrer obampa to notice gates setting up the dust particulate release mechanisms...I bet none of them saw it comin...like obampa said they wouldn't

2 dagen geleden
Melvin Jordan
Melvin Jordan

But who didn't know that was going to happen?! Lmao 🤷🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

3 dagen geleden
Rashaud Scott
Rashaud Scott

Hip hop is embarrassing nowadays

3 dagen geleden
Per Keyser
Per Keyser

Lose Jon!

3 dagen geleden
Tom Robinson
Tom Robinson

Maybe don't put a 24 million dollar in your head .. that's what idiots do

4 dagen geleden
BlowoutJoe's Epic Discoveries
BlowoutJoe's Epic Discoveries

Meanwhile, kohl-bert has nothing to say about Biden bombing and killing 10 innocents in Afghanistan. kohl-bert is a fraud

4 dagen geleden
Marco ‘Vita’ Ramos
Marco ‘Vita’ Ramos

I wish the diamond would go inside the brain and inflict an extreme pain. He clearly does not use the brain . Perhaps he will re-think that idea when he is beheaded on some meth dude's backyard.

4 dagen geleden
maxscope
maxscope

The diamond was later found in former pawn stars ass when he was sentenced to prison.

4 dagen geleden
Codi Meinzer
Codi Meinzer

The thoughtless multimedia energetically yawn because fruit identically request towards a mindless ambulance. windy, encouraging direction

4 dagen geleden
Anthropology101
Anthropology101

This was a missed opportunity for some Infinity War footage.

4 dagen geleden
Jay Morgan
Jay Morgan

Anyone who would get a diamond implant doesn't deserve to keep a diamond implant.

4 dagen geleden
lisadiane55
lisadiane55

Think of all the good causes benefiting the world that $24 million could have been donated to. It's sick.

5 dagen geleden
David Brandenburg
David Brandenburg

a diamond in your forehead say kill me I'm stupid!.

5 dagen geleden
Liusvany Tamayo
Liusvany Tamayo

Lucky they didn't chop his head.ill bet there were some people already planing that so GODsave his head by having some lucky fan rip it of his empty coco.what an idiot!!!.showoff!!!

5 dagen geleden
Ben Bridgman
Ben Bridgman

I can't believe they missed the opportunity for a Thanos reference

5 dagen geleden
Lewis Morgan
Lewis Morgan

Love Meanwhile!

5 dagen geleden
Filipe Costa
Filipe Costa

At least now his tears tattoo make sense

5 dagen geleden
Schwa Enigma
Schwa Enigma

"Lost" 😂

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Big AL
Big AL

Just a publicity stunt with a fake diamond to get attention. In the celebrity world the stupider you are the more attention you get. Btw, has anyone seen the "catch me outside" girl lately?

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Anonymous 42
Anonymous 42

* *yawn* * not funny

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Randy Louissaint
Randy Louissaint

They Did That Boy How Thanos Did Vision 😂 🤏🏻

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Drumman Sam
Drumman Sam

They probably can’t sell that diamond lol,

6 dagen geleden
PizzaHut Honoka
PizzaHut Honoka

I just came here to hear an old white guy say lil Uzi vert. I am not disappointed.

6 dagen geleden
Dogman Horror & Scifi
Dogman Horror & Scifi

Capybaras are the best.

6 dagen geleden
Schmakyle
Schmakyle

This shit is literally so stupid, what reject even cares about this crap?

6 dagen geleden
Ron Wade
Ron Wade

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

6 dagen geleden
Mukundh Murali
Mukundh Murali

Honestly lil uzi proves how dumb humans can really be ! It also proves that money cannot buy common sense or logical thinking.

6 dagen geleden
LindsEy Kitchen
LindsEy Kitchen

ROUS I don't think they exist, capybaras

6 dagen geleden
Andra Phong
Andra Phong

The roomy vessel mostly comb because bottle eventually moor underneath a brave mountain. abashed, five otter

6 dagen geleden
Kepler186F
Kepler186F

Some people have rocks in their heads, others have rocks on their foreheads... it seems this guy has both.

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Karis Majik
Karis Majik

Capybaras are so cuddly, even alligators chill with them

7 dagen geleden
Hao Dy Lan
Hao Dy Lan

The workable cell subsequently hum because meter aditionally arrange in a halting fighter. redundant, squealing tortellini

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SRN
SRN

you're telling me that diamond worth more than he ever will

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Sharma Xoxo
Sharma Xoxo

Fools with money

7 dagen geleden
gary brooker
gary brooker

Cobert is a sell out to mainstream propaganda. John Stewart still talks truth but not Cobert!

7 dagen geleden
Teresa Thayn
Teresa Thayn

America wouldn't be as incredibly awesome without Stephen Colbert! He just tells the truth, and cracks us up!!!

7 dagen geleden
LecherousCthulhu
LecherousCthulhu

Fyi you can actually own a capybara as a pet if you have a pool and more than 5 animals living with you already. You just have to understand that they do enjoy chewing so you have to put out carrots and make sure they always have access to the pool. I've even heard rumors that you can house break them, but Idk how one would even go about doing that

7 dagen geleden
CaptainRetroStation
CaptainRetroStation

I’m shocked and disappointed that they didn’t “cut to footage” of Lil Uzi getting his diamond ripped out, and show Thanos ripping the Mind Stone out of Vision’s head. 😳🤨

7 dagen geleden
rambosey
rambosey

It's almost criminal not using a picture of Thanos pulling the infinity stone from vision.

7 dagen geleden
Shwetha Sukumar
Shwetha Sukumar

missed opportunity for a thanos joke.....

7 dagen geleden
Malcolm May
Malcolm May

Lil Uzi vert paid $90K in tuition, for one of His Fans.

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digital subliminal messages
digital subliminal messages

S T O P. R A P E I N G. B A B I E S Haaaa, / it was a real diamond 💎 11🤷🏾‍♂️// yep / there was definitely a few plots to kill me / ... most likely ,"Taylor swift"...Taylor ,as in undertake 🤷🏾‍♂️// / ... nevermind / /

8 dagen geleden
bile mohamed
bile mohamed

Thank you thanos its about fucking time 🤣

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AK
AK

Raijin-Maru, what are you doing in Argentina??

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dementor2003
dementor2003

Meanwhile starts at 01:31

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Justin B
Justin B

The “fans” thing always gets on my nerves. Some singer was doing an interview about how some “fan” came up to him on the street and basically told him what a piece of sh*t he was. Yeah bud I don’t think they’re a fan of yours. Hollywood types see all the hoi polloi as mindless “fans” who all idolize them.

8 dagen geleden
Sfb 2021
Sfb 2021

White boy you’re dry jokes suck . As corny as uzi vert

8 dagen geleden
javachef828
javachef828

He missed a great opportunity to do a Vision/Infinity War joke

8 dagen geleden
Eowyn B Jamison
Eowyn B Jamison

That Bald fest graphic was sooo white @thelateshowwithstepencolbert i love y'all, but please get some diverse graphics sources

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Daahir Haashi
Daahir Haashi

99

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Daahir Haashi
Daahir Haashi

Ladow

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Daahir Haashi
Daahir Haashi

Zapoz

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YOU UPSET ME
YOU UPSET ME

Kmt I know it's your money I would have stolen it if I had the chance .. ..24 million could help so much ..how that thing in your forehead help you go to heaven

8 dagen geleden
bob
bob

You can safely skip to 1:37 and avoid the insufferable intro to this segment!

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Bugwins 33
Bugwins 33

Murdering POS!

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Camron Preciado
Camron Preciado

2

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Camron Preciado
Camron Preciado

L

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razorblade rabbit
razorblade rabbit

so gay.

8 dagen geleden
David C
David C

The humans invaded the happy cappi’s land. God bless the happy cappis!

8 dagen geleden
Cat Witdabigdog
Cat Witdabigdog

I want to put my German Shepherd in the car and DRIVE down to Argentina just so that she can chase those giant hamsters around.

8 dagen geleden
Becky Miller
Becky Miller

I love the writing on these "Meanwhile" intros! :D

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sharvari
sharvari

Why is this show so underrated 😭😭

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B L
B L

Nice work Gentlemen I always like your adds they hit hard.

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Cory ryder
Cory ryder

i thought bald vest was only something white surpremists do :P

9 dagen geleden
Wubba Lubba Dub Dub
Wubba Lubba Dub Dub

They are very tasty rotten like a cross between lean pork and armadillo. I know where my next hunting vacation is going to be!

9 dagen geleden
Lignow
Lignow

Thanks Stephen. This is some great comedy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hhzqNLvQxg

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Gaia Shield
Gaia Shield

Whoever did this implant should lose their medical license. First thing should have been for him to go see a psychologist. Another good idea would be to see a financial advisor. How many sudden millionaires like this have lost everything because of extravagant dumb spending.

9 dagen geleden
Julie Porter
Julie Porter

The tight broccoli complimentarily applaud because approval distally appear circa a ad criminal. three, steadfast iris

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Cody Jackson
Cody Jackson

"Lil Uzi VAERT" said a lot about him.

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黃姵樺
黃姵樺

Cool puon 他的員工 5人以內 嬰孩 夭折 中風 手術

9 dagen geleden
Kyle Stubbs
Kyle Stubbs

Ah yes, the Bald Fest... which will be attended by half the regulars on _Whose Line is it Anyway?_

9 dagen geleden
Victoria Paige
Victoria Paige

That was one of the best lead ins to Meanwhile! Loved it!

9 dagen geleden
Chelsea Older
Chelsea Older

Oh the day I graduated, I had a piercing in my lip known as a "Monroe" (it's in the upper lip where Marilyn Monroe had her infamous mole). A few days before, my mom had purchased me a piece that was 24kt gold with a ruby in it, my birthstone, for making the high honor roll, being in the top 25%, and for landing the solo "Star Spangled Banner" to be sung at the beginning of commencement. Afterward, was my graduation party. My younger sister and I were meeting for the first time at my party. She walked up to me, asked me "Hey, is THAT real?" and ripped it clean out of my face. And don't be like "but she didn't know", yeah, she did, she was 16 and had piercings herself. I spent my graduation party in the hospital getting stitched up. That shit is no joke. I don't care who this dude is or how much money he's got, I feel bad for him. That's gotta hurt something FIERCE. Brings tears to my eyes just thinking back on the pain of my measly piercing getting ripped out.

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Michael Larkin
Michael Larkin

So basically capybaras are mimicking city kangaroos

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KWEEN ME
KWEEN ME

I am clearly the only one who HATES his "meanwhile" recipe at the beginning of this segment. I always watch on YouTube so that I can fast forward to the juice. 1:33

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Ktlemongrass
Ktlemongrass

Lil uzis just lucky he wasn’t murdered by “fans”. We all knew it was only a matter of time before someone took it; maybe he should’ve spent more on his education or at the very least on advisors.

9 dagen geleden
Lucian M
Lucian M

I'm still saying "Quarantinewhile" 🤦🏾‍♀️

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DANIEL BROWN
DANIEL BROWN

That must have been a insurance job

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Nat BvM
Nat BvM

He’s back folks!!!

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Angela D
Angela D

Capys raiding my yard is a perk in my opinion :P

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Kabir Ahmed
Kabir Ahmed

Well done.

10 dagen geleden
Francisco Burgos
Francisco Burgos

Believe it or not, those pig rats are delicious. I hade some in Colombia not knowing what it was and I couldn’t get enough. I later found out what it was. Lol

10 dagen geleden
ghost mall
ghost mall

Uzi is a dummy

10 dagen geleden
D.L. Moore
D.L. Moore

A 3:48 minute clip, with only about 1 minute of actual "Meanwhile," if you discount the audience adulation, and interaction with the band. Severely lacking content. Yawn.

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richard mitchell
richard mitchell

As much as I wanted not to, I couldn’t help but click on this. Like a moth to a flame…

10 dagen geleden
Dreamworld Tony
Dreamworld Tony

Lil Uzi Vairt

10 dagen geleden
Geek of Nature
Geek of Nature

I was expecting an infinity war joke to go with that forehead diamond story, but I was sadly disappointed

10 dagen geleden
Adil Hakam
Adil Hakam

I’m sick of your band bro, change them, music is meant to change , don’t get me wrong they are good but change is better

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#messi Grd
#messi Grd

Should the police even be bothered.

10 dagen geleden
Karl Hurtig
Karl Hurtig

Emus are the perfect example of cute animalinvasion)

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H G
H G

open the meat market to capybaras. at the very least a new pet food flavour.

10 dagen geleden
Ice21
Ice21

Vision can relate to that diamond story. Lol

10 dagen geleden
Shiet Mang
Shiet Mang

So he's being hella racist ok I got it

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LAW&OLD ORDER
LAW&OLD ORDER

Stephen. Fan stands for fanatic. Nothing good ever came from fanatics

10 dagen geleden
candie1230
candie1230

What you gonna go when you steal a $24M diamond??? It’s not like you can walk it down to the pawn shop, and jewellers aren’t gonna give anything close to that for a single diamond. You’re gonna be sitting around with an expensive AF diamond, collecting dust.

10 dagen geleden

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